Timewasters From Tejas

The boys share what makes them happy through these troubled times including Workaholics, Chinese gaming devices, and the Great British Bake Off. Enjoy!

The boys are back to discuss quarantine discoveries including time-sucking videogames, DJ Screw's enormous library, and lo-fi hip hop beats that make us feel better. Enjoy!

How could a bastardized version of history with School House Rock-level rap become the "greatest work of art of the 21st-Century"? The boys plunge head-first into Hamilton and barely make it out alive. Enjoy!

We do an ep but more importantly we completely predicted that Weird Al and Lin-Manuel Miranda would work together back in May. The nightmare world continues!

A time machine back to the joy of early May, the boys enlisted professional editor Andrew Renfro to discuss what keeps us happy and sane in Covidworld including Korn in corn. Enjoy!

The boys stay on brand and discuss the works of three black filmmakers that heavily impacted them in light of the protests shaking America to its very core.

The boys continue to stave off the insanity of quarantine with a special report on pets/guinea pigs, Netflix's Midnight Gospel, and the truly delightful fascism of Law and Order: SVU. Enjoy!

The boys all fight to survive the ongoing pandemic by delving into YouTuber Steve1989MREinfo, the nature boy Luddites, and old friend League of Legends. Enjoy!

Laughter! Tears! Hugs! The boys uncork some white wine, crack open a tube of cookie dough, and talk each other off the ledge in this post-mortem of the Bernie movement.

The boys are back in town to finally delve in to the internet's favorite meme Tiger King, the latest boomer epic from Bob Dylan, and the secret crazy history of Maitreya Kali. Enjoy!

It's another duo book club episode! Curl up next to the fire, forget Coronavirus, and listen to some literal out of this world content from Ray Bradbury as well as hellish drug-fueled New York stories from Hubert Selby Jr. Enjoy!

Better late than never, but the boys crack open a tube of cookie dough, uncork a bottle of wine, and sob to discuss BoJack Horseman - the man, the horse, the legend. Enjoy!

It's time for another Will/Kris duo episode to discuss two ridiculously overcomplex novels. If you thought we were above sci-fi and fantasy then you are classist and should NOT be listening to the best takes on the planet.

The boys may be late to the party but the takes remain hot! Delve inside the hysteria of Uncut Gems, Oscar Season predictions (many of them wrong) and HBO's head-scratching, Alan Moore-less Watchmen show. We keep the internet's lights on.

The decade is wrapped a little later for the timewasters, the only things that apparently mattered were OJ Simpson, South Park, and Terrence Malick. The only take you need to have on the 2010s is here!

The boys are finally back in town to discuss what's most important: QWOP, and its political and emotional ramifications as well as its Marxist potential. Lucky for you this one isn't a patreon exclusive.

Star Wars sucks. Disney sucks. TFT rocks. We end the 2010s with a Kris and Will duo episode that uncovers the evil canon of Alan Moore and the fear at the heart of the modern nerd. Enjoy more of the best takes of the internet into the new decade!

The boys run the gamut of culture in this HAWT ep. The pleasing drone tones of a band called Earth, the pleasures of Canadian cartoons with Total Drama Island, and a mysterious anime that mixes Duck Tales with Men in Black... enjoy!

The boys are back to talk directly to their fanbase: extremely online boomers. Boomers have had it rough and the boys are here to talk about the crass rudeness of kids online. Enjoy our best take ever!

The Texas trio are back in action to discuss interior design for IKEA, the Korean master Bong Joon-Ho's action packed class war pic Parasite, and, of course, Kanye being Kanye but with God this time. Best takes on the internet commence!